No. 2

Good one :)

A man returned from shopping to find his car had been badly dented, and the culprit was no where in sight. As he got closer he felt relieved when he saw a note had been placed under his windshield-wiper. Laughing at himself for doubting the honesty of the average person, he pulled the note loose and read it, it said :"THE PEOPLE WATCHING ME THINK I'M LEAVING MY NAME AND ADDRESS, BUT I'M NOT."

Smile away

Its always so much easier to just smile :)

Evil!

There is something about evil that attracts.

-- appended later

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit